15 Kids More Outrageous Than The Cash Me Outside Girl

on Mar, 15 2017 in WTF/OMG 9074 views
By now, if you haven’t been on a self-imposed social media fast or held captive in an ISIS chamber, you know who Danielle Bregoli is. Affectionately known as the “Cash Me Ousside” girl, she’s 2017’s Harambe — the internet fad that sets the gold standard for the rest of the year. Following a viral clip where she used her famous tagline to challenge Dr. Phil’s audience to a fight, Bregoli became a polarizing figure. She has her loyalists, as evidenced by an Instagram following of nearly 8 million. A music festival in Miami offered her $40,000 — more money than the median annual income in Florida — to appear on stage for one hour. A reality TV deal is in the works. Brace yourselves…

But many people point to Bregoli and scowl. She exemplifies the downfall of American society, they proclaim. These people clutch their pearls and ask how a seventh-grade dropout can profit from being disrespectful and rebelling against authority. “What kind of world are we living in?” is the common refrain. As a capitalist and free market champion, I love seeing people like Bregoli get rich in unconventional ways. It shows that anything is possible in the modern economy. People whine about factory jobs disappearing and fast food positions not paying a living wage, but when in history have there been so many ways to make money, regardless of education or background? Answer: Never.

To celebrate those like Danielle Bregoli who unapologetically forge their own path, here are 15 kids more outrageous than the “Cash Me Ousside” girl.